Here’s the truth:
1- As I sit here I am eating frozen chocolate chip cookies for breakfast. And now we know why I can’t seem to lose these 10 lbs that are driving me to… well apparently eat frozen chocolate chip cookies.
2- Last week while I was at Jiffy Lube, I sat down in the newly remodeled waiting room, to include a new flat screen. I looked up and was immediately consumed by this: I was almost sad that they called my name before the very end where kevin bacon dances.
3-I.LOVE. FOOTLOOSE. and not the remake. I refuse to watch it.
4- My sister -in-law sent me the BEST card for my birthday. But after further review I will not post it. Just know that it was a damn funny card.
5- Pinterest. I went there for a dinner idea- I mean after all I have spent hours creating a dinner board. Guess what? Every thing I’ve pinned is chicken. My husband hates chicken. Seriously. Guess he’ll be eating chicken and liking it.
6- OMG. Yes Please.
7- Potty training tips.. ready.. begin. Oh really who am I kidding. The little jumps up today, tells me to hold on, and then proceedes to pee in his diaper. I asked him, do you think you’d like to try to shoot that in the potty. He looks at me, dead serious, and says…. NO.
8- So this year is my 20 year high school reunion. Guess what, not going. Despite living about 1 mile from the school, oh and sending the big there next year I’m not going.
9- So I just read: Firefly Lane. SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO good.
10- I’d like to have an 80’s movie marathon. Then I could throw out lines like:
“Wax on, Wax off” or
And then sing at the top of my lungs to:
Who wants to join me?
10- After all of the above I will remember that it is 2013 and sit down and watch: