here’s the truth:
1- i am still jamming to THIS. i may need a blank space intervention.
3-i’m going to say it out loud and you all will be SO envious. my Christmas cards are done. yup. DONE.
4- there is a new radio station in town. it’s cray-cray. no really.. it will go from bad bad leroy brown to ditty by paperboy. i can’t get enough. the kids… they hate it.
5-the little has discovered mine craft. need. i. say.more?
6- can we talk about parm/Romano/ asiago cheese blend. no really… i made parmesan crusted chicken with it and there was a little left over, so i may have put it on some bread, and some green beans, and some broccoli, and well this bagel-
7- I promised myself I would never, ever put pictures of food on the blog…. i mean really, i’m sure you don’t give a crap about the food i eat. but, well…. it is what it is. let me know if you want a parm/asiago/romano cheese bagel.
8- so, i think i have finally reached the “shameless” part of parenting. the little, well, the little for the last 3 years has not let the poop out. no, i am not joking. he would stand, in the corner, butt cheeks clinched holding it in. pretty sure he was going to do it, well, forever. last month he got a stomach bug and no amount of bootie cheek squeezing was keeping anything in. I begged and finally after i cleansed my entire house with bleach, he conceded to sit on the potty. a week later… again. no amount of holding could keep anything in. again, i pleaded with him to sit on the potty. then i got the e-mail… THE email i have been dreading since sending the little off to pre-school. he had an accident at school. so i show up, MORTIFIED that his wonderful, awesome, best EVER school teachers had to deal with, well…. shit. but they told me he sat on the potty and the rest came out in the potty. a week later… he did it at home. sat on the potty… and pooped a baby’s arm. here’s where i have no shame. twice, the poop came out while dad wasn’t home, and when the little demanded i take a picture and “text” it to him, you know i did. yes, there i am taking a picture of poop, and loving.every.second. anyway… people, i am sharing this with you 1) because if you have a “holder” take it from me, it will end. 2) my life has changed.
9- the Schwans man was just here…. we might not be having Christmas if he shows up again.
10-sometimes, i read FB posts and then wish i hadn’t clicked on ” view more comments”- THIS is one of those times. and the news is all over this like it is.. well news?
11-can we talk TV for a second. SCANDAL… awesome. if you don’t watch, you should.
This weekend…. Who knows, love that!